Boar God

Boar God is a creature who crawled from the depths of the Earth many millennia ago. We do not know why he awoke or what he is looking for. All that we know is he is creating a sound, a loud, distorted, cavernous sound. He draws influence from the darkness and echoes of the past, songs about myths and legends of old, songs about the human experience.

He likes the sound of electric guitars.

He likes the sound of amps at deafening volume.

He likes the steady stomp of drums.

He likes rumbling bass.

He likes otherworldly ambience (believing it is a way to connect with the spirit world).

 

He does not care for mediocrity.

He hates “safe”, “clean” and “sterile” (wishing castration upon those who do this deliberately).

He hates standard tuning, believing there are infinite sounds out there to explore.

He hates keyboards (the sound of a Hammond or MIDI throws him into a murderous rage propelling him back in time to slay your ancestors).

He hates wasted potential and those who lack imagination.

He does not like pop music and the forces of commercialism.

He does not like nostalgia. He has none.

He is not here to change things. He is simply here to put his mark on this world and the next. He wants the human race to know he is there and to listen. He wants to remind people of the past they have ignored and the future they are ignorant of, one riff at a time.

The Boar God self-titled debut E.P. is now available here :

http://totallyrealprobablynotfake.com/boar-god-ep/